Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
The female in this conversation has escalitis:
Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl March 2, 2010
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Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
by Aquaxander January 13, 2008
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A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉
A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.
Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.
Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.
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Get the equalitist mug.noun: established and recognized conduct for placement on an escalator, namely standing on the right side of the step to permit individuals seeking to walk up the steps to pass on the left.
During rush hour, substantial amounts of people are riding up and down the escalators of this subway station. Fortunately, everyone gets to where they need to go in a timely manner because people adhere to escaletiquette.
She observed good escaletiquette when she stepped to the right side of the escalator, permitting the gentleman behind her to alight the steps.
She observed good escaletiquette when she stepped to the right side of the escalator, permitting the gentleman behind her to alight the steps.
by Prolixity March 12, 2008
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"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."
by Sword and Scales April 4, 2009
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Wow. The book report is due today. There are eight students in Mr. George's class that are out. Could be essayitis.
by Agent111111111 April 12, 2005
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