Eichelitis

When you start off as a clean shaven person and you turn into a hairy vagimite. (look up vagimite) You also grow a foopa and a monspubis, and you like to stare off into space and dream of fur burgers and bearded clams. Anime is your Friend.

Tyler is looking like he is Eichelitis ... EWW

by Runningfever09 January 14, 2008

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

enchilitis

gastic upset(pain, gurgling, gas) after eating mexican food, particularly enchiladas.

"Damn, baby, that mexican food sure was good, but now I've got the enchilitis."

by baglady June 4, 2007