Elielitis 

Claims to be the neutral force in any argument however certain things he says may favor one side over the other. This person is normally the most relatable in any conversations. This type of person is also the one in the friend group who doesn't care what others think.

The boy had Elielitis and didn't want to be involved with the conflict going on.

Elielitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

excelitis by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

Elleitis 

A disease made by elle which causes u unable to type it's very contagious and it causes you to be denki

I have elleitis

Elleitis by yuhyuhariola May 25, 2021

elizaitis

when you ALWAYS exceed the word limit in your science practical reports and basically waste your life away.

Sophie: OMG I'm 1837 words over to word limit and the report is due tomorrow!
Sarah: Unlucky, you've clearly got elizaitis.

elizaitis by namoostee August 1, 2021

Maximilian Elizaitis

HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!

Maximilian Elizaitis by Dumdumibnosmort April 19, 2023

eliotitis 

A disease that can only be acquired through injections. Symptoms include: walking bowlegged, feelings of euphoria, a sudden urge to buy Elliot snickerdoodle cookies, diarrhea.

When Adam woke up after the injection that was given to him in bed the night before, he was compelled to call the cookie guy for elliot.

eliotitis by Rachel February 25, 2004