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A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
excelitis by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

Elleitis 

A disease made by elle which causes u unable to type it's very contagious and it causes you to be denki
I have elleitis
Elleitis by yuhyuhariola May 25, 2021
when you ALWAYS exceed the word limit in your science practical reports and basically waste your life away.
Sophie: OMG I'm 1837 words over to word limit and the report is due tomorrow!
Sarah: Unlucky, you've clearly got elizaitis.
elizaitis by namoostee August 1, 2021

Maximilian Elizaitis

HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!

eliotitis 

A disease that can only be acquired through injections. Symptoms include: walking bowlegged, feelings of euphoria, a sudden urge to buy Elliot snickerdoodle cookies, diarrhea.
When Adam woke up after the injection that was given to him in bed the night before, he was compelled to call the cookie guy for elliot.
eliotitis by Rachel February 25, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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