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Gloria in excelsis deo 

Gloria is a fucking bitch. She knows exactly who she is and isn’t afraid to tell you- high Virgo energy. In excelsis Deo is her dad’s name, he immigrated from rural Mexico. The only thing that asshole left her is a fucking name. Gloria likes takis, Patrón, and dick.
Gloria in excelsis deo et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis, ya feel?

Excelsior Mob 

Excelsior Mob is multi cultural Mafia in San Francisco. The name was giving to them by the ingleside police station for moving like the mob of old.

Excelsior 

A phrase often shouted after succesfully completing a mission.

A famous southpark episode depicts Al Gore shouting "Excelsior" after defeating Manbearpig.
Unfortunately, Al Gore is still searching for Manbearpig in real life.
George Bush after winning the election due to him rigging it: "Excelsior!"
Excelsior by Bruce McGoose January 10, 2007

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot 

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

excelsior 

b4 al gore said it a particualr visionary responsible for the paradigm shift in modern media often used this term as his personal signature. tht man was the one, the only, living legend, Stan fuck'n Lee. creator of the marvel universe. respect
Excelsior means DC's for douche bags.
excelsior by Mr.Satan666 September 27, 2009

Excelsior High School 

Excelsior High has decent boys and girls and they're compound is rather decent, but excelsior boys are WIKID and so are the females, you'll get bun from this school
Girl at half way tree: Omg is that a boy from excelsior high school? i hear they give you the whole bakery with a bag juice!
Excelsior High School by Zeroovos January 2, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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