exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.

If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.

exasperbation by racool December 4, 2010

Premature exasperation 

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

Premature exasperation by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011

Exasturbation 

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

Exasturbation by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

exasperation 

frustrated, annoyance, thats about what exasperation means!

He was exasperated at the fact that he was fired.

exasperation by heyley March 28, 2005

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

Rum Exasperation by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011

Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

Exasperation Punctuation by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016