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When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.
This poop was so much better than my ex-poop
ex-poop by DR. Bitcoin July 12, 2018

ex-post retracto 

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.
My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.
ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010

Ex-posure 

Unexpected encounters with your ex.
“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”
Ex-posure by MTVex April 12, 2014

Ex-posure 

When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.
“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”
Ex-posure by ex-posed dude April 12, 2014

Fed Ex Pope 

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.
The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.
Fed Ex Pope by Irish Reptilia November 4, 2004

Ex-posure 

That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.
“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”
Ex-posure by Brangelina April 24, 2014