expotential 

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

expotential by brownsuite September 24, 2011

Expodentially 

A term used by corrupt and elderly dementia patients with crackhead sons.

Hunter's crack habit went up "expodentially" after he knocked up a stripper.

Expodentially by P.noodle December 14, 2021

Expodentially 

Expodentially is a slang word used at strategic points in a conversation or speech to avoid using the word “exponentially”, which means substantial. This tactic is commonly used by politicians who lack integrity, to avoid being caught in their lies when their promises ultimately turn out to be empty.

Politician: “ And if you vote for me, you’ll see the money in all of your bank accounts grow EXPODENTIALLY!”

Expodentially by Panama Pucker December 17, 2021

Existential Crisis 

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

Existential Crisis by X_Random_X October 25, 2015

Existential Angst 

Existential Angst is the relation to one being aware of the possibility that life lacks meaning, causing an extreme form of anxiety, and a feeling of despair or hopelessness.

One who is an Existentialist may also have the Angst from the realization of one's true freedom. The normal example for this would be like one standing on the edge of a cliff. Someone with anxiety may fear falling off, but someone with Existential Angst, however not only fears falling off but dreads the possibility of throwing themselves off in a sense that "nothing is holding them back".

I often feel scared that life is pointless or lacks meaning causing my Existential Angst.

I was afraid that I might jump off the edge of the cliff falling to my death because I had an impulse of amorality from my Existential Angst.

Existential Angst by Nietzsche Brain November 18, 2013

Expodentially 

Biden coined the term in one of his speeches for you know you know the thing, yah know that thing...?

"The dependant of the mask and the type you wear increases expodentially that if you are a carrier and don't know it you will not spread."(This was all I could decipher from Biden's speech before I gave up).

Expodentially by QueenSnail August 13, 2020

Existential Crisis 

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."

Existential Crisis by kridjiti November 27, 2016