To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.
by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011
Get the ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome mug.This is the woman you always put the time to.
This is the woman whose problems you always listened to.
This is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her Christmas/birthday/Valentines Day the best one of the year.
This is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything.
This is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was.
This is the woman who always said she wasn't "in the mood" when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter HOW many weeks she hasn't fucked you.
This is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of bitching about everything in her life.
This is the woman who just fucked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship.
This is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you.
This is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullshit.
This is the woman who never listened to a damn word you said.
This is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time.
This is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly.
This is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone.
This is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow fucking idiot.
Evil - Adjective - Morally reprehensible
This is the woman whose problems you always listened to.
This is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her Christmas/birthday/Valentines Day the best one of the year.
This is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything.
This is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was.
This is the woman who always said she wasn't "in the mood" when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter HOW many weeks she hasn't fucked you.
This is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of bitching about everything in her life.
This is the woman who just fucked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship.
This is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you.
This is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullshit.
This is the woman who never listened to a damn word you said.
This is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time.
This is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly.
This is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone.
This is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow fucking idiot.
Evil - Adjective - Morally reprehensible
My ex girlfriend is a fucking idiot. I was the best man for her, then she shoved me in the friend zone and said all the faults in the relationship were my fault, then she starts dating other men and talks about how much of a victim she is when they treat her like crap.
by StuffedMannequin1 March 5, 2010
Get the ex girlfriend mug.The bipolar bitch that took you for granted all along, she does not have intentions to get back with you, but will torture and play with your emotions. She would sabotage and cockblock you if give her the chance.
I was sweet and nice with my ex-girlfriend, but she played hot and cold with me and took for granted.
The person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.
I hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.
The person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.
The person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.
I hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.
The person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.
by jhon12 January 27, 2009
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Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Damn, that Beccey is one crazy ex girlfriend. Had to move away from New Zealand to start a new life.
by Wow much crazy November 5, 2013
Get the crazy ex girlfriend mug.When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.
We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.
by sassanova January 29, 2010
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