Everybody's got AIDS theory

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A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.

Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.

Everybody's got AIDS theory by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

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Everybody's ass hole revolves around money

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money by Judge dredd7 September 15, 2011

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Everybody’s Daddy

A Twitter user who tweets lots of intelligent takes on football, music and day to day living. Lover of Arsenal and Kendrick Lamar, also has a crush on Nigerian actress Simi

Look a new tweet from Everybody’s Daddy

Everybody’s Daddy by Agbaa June 6, 2024

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Everybody's Man

Being everybody's man that's folding hoes like Kiko. Basically its being a gigglo.

Are you being Everybody's man? You damn right I'm everybody's man.

Everybody's Man by Dopestar Knowledge March 28, 2025

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Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

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anybody's mama, everybody's mama

a reason that I'll tell you what you should be doing even if I have never seen you before

I mention to a stranger, "Your shirt's not buttoned right," or at a local restaurant, I'll suggest what he should order for lunch, and add, "anybody's mama, everybody's mama."

anybody's mama, everybody's mama by Una Malachica February 29, 2008

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I'm serious...Everybody's serious.

A phrase now copyrighted by one GBG.
Commonly used during heated disscussions when trying to get ones point across about the seriousness of last said statement.

G: I'm serious!

T: (Said in a mocking tone of voice, thinking that he's funny) Everybody's serious!...HEY, THAT'S MINE!!!!

G: It is!!!...It's copyrighted.

I'm serious...Everybody's serious. by Sha Grif Grif January 13, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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