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actual goat no cap 😫
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And never misses
.ethantx by ZackOnDrugs February 13, 2021
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Never misses. Literally a whole God.
Fire edits, an actual goat
.ethantx by ZackOnDrugs February 14, 2021

ethantorchioslut 

the hottest mutual. you have a crush on them.
“is that seph/ethantorchioslut?” “yes my mutual crush

Ethantopia

A planet/nation created by CLxean Scientist and Explorer A. Ethan A., who wanted to find the remains of Nanothuama. Nanothuama seemed to not be destroyed by the Super Nova that once fled them to Earth 2. It was preserved, by an ancient deity "Ape" spirit. It was cast into the planet and has different apocalypses occur every hour. This list is:
1:00 - Great Worldwide Fires
2:00 - Great Flood
3:00 - X-Virus Pandemic
4:00 - Star turns to Black Hole
5:00 - Asteroid Belt falls inward on planet
6:00 - A Comet impacts the planet
7:00 - Monsters roam the planet
8:00 - Zombies roam the planet
9:00 - Peace Period/Conqueror's Invasion
10:00 - Everyone becomes starved
11:00 - Supernova
12:00 - Radiation Poisoning
13:00 - Nuclear Explosions
14:00 - Ape God attacks planet
15:00 - Zircon Storm; Jupiter class storms
16:00 - Ice Age
17:00 - Moons Fall inward
18:00 - Supervolcanos
19:00 - Atmosphere disappears
20:00 - Acid Rain
21:00 - Core Destabilizes
22:00 - Star becomes Red
23:00 - Poison Air
24:00 - Fire Rain

▪︎ This phenomena occurs mystically by the Ape God, otherwise known as just a spirit.
Never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R EVER, Visit Ethantopia!
Ethantopia by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

ethantie 

A man, who makes sure you say ETHAN TIE. He is the definition of sussy baka. He is VeRy SuS..
Person 1: WOW IS THAT ETHANTIE
Person 2: yes, he is Ethan tie
ethantie by CoopBeast525 July 22, 2021

EthanTassis 

He’s very fat hide your kids and your food because he’s gonna come for it. The last thing on his mind is weight loss and the first is his girlfriend chloe. In GTA races he has to spin us out all the time just to be happy in life and he doesn’t get discounts at IGA any more and he is banned from the trolleys he can only use 1 basket for he’s needs. He had to get braces because when ever he ate chicken it would destroy his teeth because he goes straight to the bone and even try’s to eat the bone.
Us: hey Ethan how are you

EthanTassis: not bad how’s the kids going and also your food

Us: lose some weight

Ethan: I cry every night in the Corner

Ethanthegreat 

Someone who argues with vbian 24/7 and only responds to messages in :letsfuckingpiss: and other memes and is also a noob unlike OreoMortality who is swag.
Hey can Ethanthegreat stop responding in my dms with memes please.
Ethanthegreat by 132412f1d1f October 19, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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