He’s very fat hide your kids and your food because he’s gonna come for it. The last thing on his mind is weight loss and the first is his girlfriend chloe. In GTA races he has to spin us out all the time just to be happy in life and he doesn’t get discounts at IGA any more and he is banned from the trolleys he can only use 1 basket for he’s needs. He had to get braces because when ever he ate chicken it would destroy his teeth because he goes straight to the bone and even try’s to eat the bone.
Us: hey Ethan how are you

EthanTassis: not bad how’s the kids going and also your food

Us: lose some weight

Ethan: I cry every night in the Corner
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