Ethantopia

A planet/nation created by CLxean Scientist and Explorer A. Ethan A., who wanted to find the remains of Nanothuama. Nanothuama seemed to not be destroyed by the Super Nova that once fled them to Earth 2. It was preserved, by an ancient deity "Ape" spirit. It was cast into the planet and has different apocalypses occur every hour. This list is:
1:00 - Great Worldwide Fires
2:00 - Great Flood
3:00 - X-Virus Pandemic
4:00 - Star turns to Black Hole
5:00 - Asteroid Belt falls inward on planet
6:00 - A Comet impacts the planet
7:00 - Monsters roam the planet
8:00 - Zombies roam the planet
9:00 - Peace Period/Conqueror's Invasion
10:00 - Everyone becomes starved
11:00 - Supernova
12:00 - Radiation Poisoning
13:00 - Nuclear Explosions
14:00 - Ape God attacks planet
15:00 - Zircon Storm; Jupiter class storms
16:00 - Ice Age
17:00 - Moons Fall inward
18:00 - Supervolcanos
19:00 - Atmosphere disappears
20:00 - Acid Rain
21:00 - Core Destabilizes
22:00 - Star becomes Red
23:00 - Poison Air
24:00 - Fire Rain

▪︎ This phenomena occurs mystically by the Ape God, otherwise known as just a spirit.

Never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R EVER, Visit Ethantopia!

Ethantopia by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

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Ethanopian

referring to "Etheopian" and talking about one's weight. an extremly skinny kid.

Man, that kids so skinny he looks like an Ethanopian.

Ethanopian by E-Monayyyyy January 14, 2008

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Ethantopia • Ethanopian • eTHOTopian

eTHOTopian

Where thot's come from. A thot means (THAT HOE OVER THERE), therefore, where all thot's are from; EThotopia.

Guy 1: Where is she from?
Guy 2: She's from Ethotopia, she's eTHOTopian,
Guy 1: Sweeet!

eTHOTopian by Darsun March 4, 2015

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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