.ethantx

actual goat no cap 😫
Best Edits
And never misses

.ethantx is literally a god.

by ZackOnDrugs February 13, 2021

.ethantx

Never misses. Literally a whole God.
Fire edits, an actual goat

.ethantx never misses

by ZackOnDrugs February 14, 2021

ethantorchioslut

the hottest mutual. you have a crush on them.

“is that seph/ethantorchioslut?” “yes my mutual crush”

by ethantorchioslut July 9, 2021

Ethantopia

A planet/nation created by CLxean Scientist and Explorer A. Ethan A., who wanted to find the remains of Nanothuama. Nanothuama seemed to not be destroyed by the Super Nova that once fled them to Earth 2. It was preserved, by an ancient deity "Ape" spirit. It was cast into the planet and has different apocalypses occur every hour. This list is:
1:00 - Great Worldwide Fires
2:00 - Great Flood
3:00 - X-Virus Pandemic
4:00 - Star turns to Black Hole
5:00 - Asteroid Belt falls inward on planet
6:00 - A Comet impacts the planet
7:00 - Monsters roam the planet
8:00 - Zombies roam the planet
9:00 - Peace Period/Conqueror's Invasion
10:00 - Everyone becomes starved
11:00 - Supernova
12:00 - Radiation Poisoning
13:00 - Nuclear Explosions
14:00 - Ape God attacks planet
15:00 - Zircon Storm; Jupiter class storms
16:00 - Ice Age
17:00 - Moons Fall inward
18:00 - Supervolcanos
19:00 - Atmosphere disappears
20:00 - Acid Rain
21:00 - Core Destabilizes
22:00 - Star becomes Red
23:00 - Poison Air
24:00 - Fire Rain

▪︎ This phenomena occurs mystically by the Ape God, otherwise known as just a spirit.

Never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R EVER, Visit Ethantopia!

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

ethantie

A man, who makes sure you say ETHAN TIE. He is the definition of sussy baka. He is VeRy SuS..

Person 1: WOW IS THAT ETHANTIE
Person 2: yes, he is Ethan tie

by CoopBeast525 July 22, 2021

EthanTassis

He’s very fat hide your kids and your food because he’s gonna come for it. The last thing on his mind is weight loss and the first is his girlfriend chloe. In GTA races he has to spin us out all the time just to be happy in life and he doesn’t get discounts at IGA any more and he is banned from the trolleys he can only use 1 basket for he’s needs. He had to get braces because when ever he ate chicken it would destroy his teeth because he goes straight to the bone and even try’s to eat the bone.

Us: hey Ethan how are you

EthanTassis: not bad how’s the kids going and also your food

Us: lose some weight

Ethan: I cry every night in the Corner

by Ardicurry ethanfatty ashdaddy June 4, 2020

Ethanthegreat

Someone who argues with vbian 24/7 and only responds to messages in :letsfuckingpiss: and other memes and is also a noob unlike OreoMortality who is swag.

Hey can Ethanthegreat stop responding in my dms with memes please.

by 132412f1d1f October 19, 2020