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Ethani is a cute girl, loves children, and is thick.
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Ethnicitized

Derived from the words Ethnicity + Hypnotized, Ethnicitized is the intentional act of modifying, transforming & dispositioning ones identity from self, into a psychomorphic, hyperdouched state of being wherein the individual choreographs & elicits social/behavioral patterns, designed to personify the mannerisms, dialect & slang of a target ethic group, to gain acceptance, favor, goods, services &/or alliance oriented popularity for reasons of political advancement.

Over time, the repetitious execution of such tactics results in an amnesiac cerebal impressioning of temporal permanence, accompanied by a spontaneous, involuntary, visceral, schizophrenic, socially triggered personality change, unbeknownst to the individual, but completely obvious to others.

Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen returned to the Coyote Lakes psychiatric hospital to inform Dr. Kevin Michael Damone and Pro-Fessor Campbell about his findings on the Baptits Foundation & the unethical microcosm of Flakycock councilmen who posed as religious figureheads, fronting theological prowess so as to steal pensions from Ernie, Menden & 300+ victims. Culvitude viewed 20yrs of data, overlaying R score models on data sets, receiving a confidence trigger during a presidential candidate interview in 2020, when the incumbent (Anglo Saxon) performed his unique, Corn Pop gangsta style talk with well educated/astute African American interviewers. Thus, the condition - 'Ethnicitized' was born. DSM-5 code: j0E-bIdN-cM0n:mAn
{Friends discussing politics} "Dude, I am watching an interview with this 77 year old white guy running for president, and he keeps using this weird slang, and this odd tone of voice, as if he is trying to sound like he is from some tribe. {Friend Responds} "Yeah, that guy is totally 'Ethnicitized', trying to pretend that he is African American to an African American audience. Its quite comical. Oh, also, did you know that he knuckle-dunked his fingers into an intern's vagina too, because, well, "he thought she liked him."
by Charitable Disguise May 24, 2020
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Wet Ethan

Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.
I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.
by mmmeowmixxx May 3, 2019
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Ethan Dolan

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes
Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"
by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016
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ethan dolan

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband
by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016
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ethan dolan

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean
person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)
by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017
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ethan wilcox

One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.
Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."
by All the drugs at once March 3, 2017
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