Ethanitis 

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

Ethanitis by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethanitis 

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

Ethanitis by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

ethanitis 

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

ethanitis by janejoe August 12, 2025

ethanitis 

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.

they are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, he is always wrong.

ethanitis by janejoe August 12, 2025

Ethanolist

A believer in the fine workings of ethanol.

"Tom you're an alcoholic get a job"

"No Sophie, I'm an Ethanolist, there's a difference"

Ethanolist by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

ethnicisist 

The correct term for the word "racist" that people use incorrectly. We are all of the human race, but are of different ethnic backgrounds.

Evan is an ethnicisist, as he doesn't like people of Southern-Pacific Islander descent.

ethnicisist by deliciousknowledge July 11, 2010

Ethanolism 

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

Ethanolism by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021