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escort slang

Any one of a million acronyms or pseudonyms used to describe services offered by escorts (prostitutes). Typically used to avoid incriminating themselves if they are busted. Examples - ymmv your mileage may vary, dfk deep french kissing, greek(anal), bbbj bareback blowjob, cbj covered blowjob, gfe girlfriend experience etc....
Joe: "hey i banged that escort last night."
Josh: "yea? How was it, did she let you go greek?"
Joe: "whats that mean?"
Josh: "oh, it is escort slang for anal
Joe: " yes she took it in the ass, but it costed an extra 20 bucks!"
escort slang by joebeezy March 29, 2015
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Party Escort Submission Position 

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.

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Escort Syndrome 

Someone who believes the best automobile ever made is a pre 1999 ford escort van.Usually they will drive it to destruction , regularly tinkering with it to keep it on the road and clipping it on small bridges occasionally !

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
Escort shower by nasheedb January 31, 2021

sober escort 

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.
I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.
Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.

Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.

Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
Sarita was one of those high class Escorts before she turned to drugs.
Escorts by SuraScent December 28, 2008