eschal

the best person ever. hot, funny, nice, smart

"hey it's eschal!"

by anon_1838920 January 24, 2024

eschatonphobia

1. fear of the end of all things
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'

Doctor: "You have any phobias?"
Client: "Um, eschatonphobia - fear of the end of all things"

by timlight July 6, 2009

Queen of escalation

A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉

A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.

Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.

by Bug Bug Bug Bug Bug November 26, 2021

relationship escalator

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

by Enuja August 26, 2013

Eshal

If your name is Eshal your the luckiest person in the world you are beautiful, awesome, kind, responsible, respectful and loyal. Every guy can fall in love with you easily, you have the prettiest eyes and lips. Every friend of Eshal's is really special. Eshal means "flower of paradise". She smells awesome you can't deny to not be friends with her she too kind and sweet to be rejected. She is absolutely awesome and pretty no one can beat her beauty.

Boy : OMG! Eshal you look so pretty

Eshal: Thanks very much!

by AvengeMan June 2, 2018

Esthalla

Esthalla is a sweet mom who really cares about her kids. She really spreads positivity to her fans and makes them happy all the time. We all love how she is so sweet, beautiful, and so kind to her family and friends and mostly to her Diamonds.

Esthalla is so nice.

by Darletta May 5, 2020

Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021