Ethan: "Don't go into thon toilet, she's a
bad job."
Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."
*Daniel enters toilet *
Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter
every road."
bad job."
Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."
*Daniel enters toilet *
Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter
every road."
by The Skitter Man December 16, 2018
by Claret Badger October 15, 2003
Also see Chav... person who only associates with people of their own kind and hangs around in groups at bus stops, harassing people for cigarettes or money. Fears anyone who looks and acts different and must therefore mock and ridicule in a very crude fashion. Has not the mental capacity to question life or existence so must resort to shouting, violence or buying bling from the exotic Elizabeth Duke collection at Argos. A person you want to be life long friends with, immediately...
(Skitter) - "Gi's a fag"
(Person) - "Sorry, I don't smoke."
(Skitter) - "Wot the f**k you doing you stupid c**t... f**kin w**ker. You f**kin look at me again and I'll beat your f**king face in... c**t..."
(Person) - "I think I'll walk instead"...
(Person) - "Sorry, I don't smoke."
(Skitter) - "Wot the f**k you doing you stupid c**t... f**kin w**ker. You f**kin look at me again and I'll beat your f**king face in... c**t..."
(Person) - "I think I'll walk instead"...
by SuzieWong September 07, 2008
The person across the street burning the tire and the fridge 3 feet from the road, causing 7 foor flames and black smoke.
by blindboy October 22, 2003
The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
by Messy Bumm July 04, 2005
by beef curtains April 19, 2003
by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009