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Escapings - noun - Pubic hairs that escape the confines of a girl's swimsuit. Unlike strays, which are missed shavings, escapings are evidence of no shaving whatsoever; they are the escapings of a very full bush.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see Sisi's escapings down at the beach earlier today?

Dude 2: Yes. Full bush with a bikini is not a good look.

escapings by youngpineapple March 12, 2014

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boots of escaping

The boots or shoes that are worn to run away from the police or any threatening beings.

a cool guy is about to beat up a poor little boy.

the little boy named ryan says " you cant! i have my boots of escaping! " and then runs away.

boots of escaping by lotr_fan_2009 April 7, 2009

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Escaping Eel

1) An erection resembling an "eel escaping" that results from getting aroused while wearing basketball shorts or other light lower-body clothing.

2) Extremely embarrassing, especially if near females.

#1: Oh man dude, gross. Jerry has an Escaping Eel.

#2: Yeah, those chicks are pretty hot. No wonder.

#1: JERRY! JUST RUN, MAN!

Escaping Eel by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009

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Escaping Dragon

When one guy takes a hit of marijuana and blows smoke into another guy's mouth, then that guy blows it back into the first guy's anus, then the first guy farts the smoke back into the second guy's mouth, and the second guy blows it back into the first guy's mouth.

While visiting the gay marijuana bar in California, I watched Aiden and Lance perform an escaping dragon.

Escaping Dragon by leviatam April 29, 2011

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the escapists 2

A game nobody has heard of about escaping prisons made by the developers of golf with your friends,

Jimmy 1: Do you want to play the escapists 2?
Jimmy 73: The Fuck Is A the escapists?

the escapists 2 by Random Person On UD December 19, 2021

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Escaping shotton

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.

Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....

Escaping shotton by frogmuncher December 10, 2010

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Escaping the walls of Troy

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An idiom for finally getting out of a transphobic or homophobic household and living by yourself or with better people for your own safety.

It was defined by u/AnAltAccountIGuess on r/actualLesbians

I need help escaping the walls of Troy. Does anyone know any cheap apartments?

Escaping the walls of Troy by Razorclaw the crab June 6, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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