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boots of escaping 

The boots or shoes that are worn to run away from the police or any threatening beings.
a cool guy is about to beat up a poor little boy.

the little boy named ryan says " you cant! i have my boots of escaping! " and then runs away.

Escaping Eel 

1) An erection resembling an "eel escaping" that results from getting aroused while wearing basketball shorts or other light lower-body clothing.

2) Extremely embarrassing, especially if near females.
#1: Oh man dude, gross. Jerry has an Escaping Eel.

#2: Yeah, those chicks are pretty hot. No wonder.

#1: JERRY! JUST RUN, MAN!
Escaping Eel by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009

Escaping Dragon 

When one guy takes a hit of marijuana and blows smoke into another guy's mouth, then that guy blows it back into the first guy's anus, then the first guy farts the smoke back into the second guy's mouth, and the second guy blows it back into the first guy's mouth.
While visiting the gay marijuana bar in California, I watched Aiden and Lance perform an escaping dragon.
Escaping Dragon by leviatam April 29, 2011

the escapists 2 

A game nobody has heard of about escaping prisons made by the developers of golf with your friends,
Jimmy 1: Do you want to play the escapists 2?
Jimmy 73: The Fuck Is A the escapists?

Escaping shotton 

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.
Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....
Escaping shotton by frogmuncher December 10, 2010

Escaping the walls of Troy 

/idiom/

An idiom for finally getting out of a transphobic or homophobic household and living by yourself or with better people for your own safety.

It was defined by u/AnAltAccountIGuess on r/actualLesbians
I need help escaping the walls of Troy. Does anyone know any cheap apartments?