escapangus

After a one night stand, one shits in their partner's bed and leaves inconspicuously, proving that they are in fact a pangus

This really bitchy girl took me back to her place after a brutal night of drinking, and because the sex so horrifyingly bad, I decided to leave her a special escapangus that ended up being a little liquidy

by Skid McMarks April 9, 2015

escapings

Escapings - noun - Pubic hairs that escape the confines of a girl's swimsuit. Unlike strays, which are missed shavings, escapings are evidence of no shaving whatsoever; they are the escapings of a very full bush.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see Sisi's escapings down at the beach earlier today?

Dude 2: Yes. Full bush with a bikini is not a good look.

by youngpineapple March 12, 2014