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Andrew Escalona 

cuban tiktok micro celebrity with a private profile, famous in cuba for being against LGBTQ+ hate speech. is a gay, transgender, autistic male.
Andrew escalona? Isnt that the gay cuban guy?

Escaloafing 

To stand on a moving escalator,or "loaf" as the name describes. Not to be mixed up with "escalefting"
Harry: Dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, He could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.

Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.

Harry: Dude...are we high?

Adam: yes
Escaloafing by Scopeftis October 27, 2008
Small farming community in Central California. Population 4,000. Escalon High School's football team has held the title of state champions for several years running. However, the high school is academically challenged. Thirty minutes north of Modesto and ninety minutes east of San Francisco.

Also "step" in the spanish language.
You're from Escalon and you drive a '78 Dodge truck too? No way!
Escalon by nadanombre July 6, 2004
escalon o boy how do i explain this um escalon has absolutly nothing to do here the kids who are "cool" {{{druggies/sluts/ravers/drunks}}} hang out at bk and the highschool at night. the preps jus kinda disapear after school so its pretty lame as u can tell.. theres the partys though out in either the vines or the many orchards and the house way way the hell out there but we usally have the cops break them up in about an hour and a half cuz there so bored they jus go looking for these partys theres really no middle class here its either ur really super rich or ur poor and hecka ghetto we are in california so wer not that far away from beaches and mountins the onley trouble is that u have to find somone with a drivers lisence {{not too many of those}} and we have the dumbest high school in the area and im not kidding but well kick ur butt in football thers lots of drama and rumors it like laguna beach jus without the beach seriously i lived in modestofor 13 years and then moved here freshman year of highschool it sucked i went from having somthing to do all the time to having nothing to do all the time i do have some amazing friends though and i have to say i never was stoped by as many cops as i did in my entire life than i did here my first summer but ya thats all i can think of
typical day for a highschooler in escalon

"hey lets go drive around with nikki and then join up with the boys and hit the party in the vines then wen thats broken up lets go get drunk at this guys house and go to the football feild and hang out for an hour or so then go to bk's drive through and eat in the parking lot and talk about who we hooked up with at the first party we went to tonite"

i kid u not that i have actully donr this no im not proud but i did do it i guess u can say i went through this little rebel phase but dont worry cuz im not that stupid anymore
escalon by eskisXstar August 20, 2007

Escalonofobia 

Miedo a los escalones
tengo escalonofobia, no puedo subir las escaleras

wos el quinto escalon 

:3
wos el quinto escalon
wos el quinto escalon by OtOEmIckhG November 29, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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