Escalon 

Small farming community in Central California. Population 4,000. Escalon High School's football team has held the title of state champions for several years running. However, the high school is academically challenged. Thirty minutes north of Modesto and ninety minutes east of San Francisco.

Also "step" in the spanish language.

You're from Escalon and you drive a '78 Dodge truck too? No way!

Escalon by nadanombre July 6, 2004

escalon 

escalon o boy how do i explain this um escalon has absolutly nothing to do here the kids who are "cool" {{{druggies/sluts/ravers/drunks}}} hang out at bk and the highschool at night. the preps jus kinda disapear after school so its pretty lame as u can tell.. theres the partys though out in either the vines or the many orchards and the house way way the hell out there but we usally have the cops break them up in about an hour and a half cuz there so bored they jus go looking for these partys theres really no middle class here its either ur really super rich or ur poor and hecka ghetto we are in california so wer not that far away from beaches and mountins the onley trouble is that u have to find somone with a drivers lisence {{not too many of those}} and we have the dumbest high school in the area and im not kidding but well kick ur butt in football thers lots of drama and rumors it like laguna beach jus without the beach seriously i lived in modestofor 13 years and then moved here freshman year of highschool it sucked i went from having somthing to do all the time to having nothing to do all the time i do have some amazing friends though and i have to say i never was stoped by as many cops as i did in my entire life than i did here my first summer but ya thats all i can think of

typical day for a highschooler in escalon

"hey lets go drive around with nikki and then join up with the boys and hit the party in the vines then wen thats broken up lets go get drunk at this guys house and go to the football feild and hang out for an hour or so then go to bk's drive through and eat in the parking lot and talk about who we hooked up with at the first party we went to tonite"

i kid u not that i have actully donr this no im not proud but i did do it i guess u can say i went through this little rebel phase but dont worry cuz im not that stupid anymore

escalon by eskisXstar August 20, 2007

wos el quinto escalon 

:3

wos el quinto escalon

wos el quinto escalon by OtOEmIckhG November 29, 2017

escaloiter 

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.

That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.

escaloiter by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016

Escalante Special

The act of performing consensual sexual activities with a person, preferably girl, and then being accused of taking advantage of her the next morning.

I thought I was out for a night of fun but got the Escalante Special instead.

Escalante Special by Homosexual Rapist March 20, 2017

escalanche 

A Cadillac Escalade EXT. This vehicle is identical in function to the Chevrolet Avalanche but has all the fancy stuff an Escalade has. It also comes with a 6.2 liter 403 horsepower v8 that is not available on the Avalanche.

The Escalanche is a cross between the Avalanche and Escalade EXT.

escalanche by kennellyb October 20, 2007

Escalante 

When a hooker jerks you off into a spoon and then feeds it to you.

I got an escalante last night and it only cost $15.

Escalante by BigHeavy D March 12, 2017