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eroticate 

To eradicate a thought or memory by engaging in sexual behavior.
Rick has casual sex with Lena, Linda, and Erica to eroticate his feelings of inadequacy.
eroticate by maindish November 8, 2004
Words you can keep

ayesha erotica

ayesha stan: "hey im listening to ayesha erotica"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"
ayesha erotica by eva' July 20, 2022
I’m going to stand in the hallway as you get back from work, only half dressed, but all the things I know you want to see just out of reach. I’ll smirk at the shock on your face, and relish the pause before you go ballistic.

I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.

Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.

But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.

You moan harder.

I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
I fucking love erotica
Erotica by LolGetMeHelp December 25, 2022
Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago

First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”

But I’m going to make you wait.

I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.

But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.

Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.

But I’m not going to help you undress.

As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
I wonder how many guys have jerked off to my erotica so far
Erotica by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 10, 2016
To completely destroy or annihilate something.
The sun would eradicate you if you were to crashed into it.
eradicate by Brian Gonzalez April 29, 2005

erotically charged 

Indeffinitly horny; the act of being horny; aroused.
I am so erotically charged, the next thing that looks at me i will jump its bones!
erotically charged by kdawggyy November 10, 2006

Science Fiction Erotica 

Science fiction erotica also know as sci-fi erotica is basically books or movies involving humanoid monsters and beings from other worlds interacting with one another in a romantic/sexual type of manner.Very few people know about this genre.The popularity of this genre mainly derives from tv shows and many movies such as Avatar ,Star Trek,The Fifth Element,Angel,Star Wars, Stargate sg1,Charmed,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Beast Master,Xena the warrior princess, and twilight
White Human Male: Hi Zahara i know we have worked together on this ship for about a year and i've been looking at you for a while now and i can't help to see how lonely you are , your skin is the most beautiful shade of green i have ever seen, ummmmm would you like to come to my room tonight!

Green Alien Female: Well i have always wanted to fuck a human so sure .

White Human Male: Wow... well ok follow me !

(This is an example of Science Fiction Erotica )
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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