erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Erectile Disfunction

Men who cant stand up for their women if you know what I mean.

Wanna have sex? Nope got Erectile disfunction and cant have sex.

by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007

Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood

old poeple have erectile disfunction

by Big_T October 15, 2003

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005