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An equalist believes in equality for all. No one person is better than anyone else and everyone desearves equal rights in society.
Audrey: I am an equalist and I believe in equality for all.
Equalist by Mighty Audrey January 7, 2015
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1) One who believes all posses certain rights. The most basic of these rights being: life, possession, expresion. These rights are limited by the rights of others.

2) One who defends the rights of all, whithout discriminating the opposition's rights. Such a one opposes segregating terms such as: "black power", "white power", "feminism", etc...
A) "We believe that all, no matter their sex, race, or religion, have the right to life, possession, and expression. We are 'Equalists'!"

B) "Let us discard all discriminating terms. Including 'black power', 'white power', 'feminism' and any other discriminating term! Let us all be 'Equalists' !"
equalist by man_id_unknown September 1, 2008

Equaloser 

In sports, a team where an over matched team inadvertently scores a point or goal, temporarily equalising the match against a far superior opponent. This incurs their wrath, leading to a humiliating and one sided destruction for the rest of the match.
Arsenal just scored an Equaloser vs Man city. The floodgates are about to open....
Equaloser by Cayman Red December 22, 2020

equalized hug 

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.
When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
equalized hug by Sugarysweet January 8, 2009

Equalist Socialism 

A very centric form of government and economics run on K.S.Lukas’s “On the Theory of Equalist Idealism”. It outlaws inheritance and practically almost eradicated welfare, instead creating a government work program for all homeless of jobless individuals. This work program would see that their laborers are put into housing and farming industries in order to provide better infrastructure and to lower the cost of living. It is a combination of extreme capitalistic beliefs mixed with social healthcare benefits. Universal healthcare is provided, in order to have younger workers take over for the older individuals, who seek only to work in order to preserve their health. Equalist Socialism uses the main principals of Equalist Idealism to enforce that all monetary and property assets of an individual are requisitioned by the government in exchange for little to no taxes.
What is Equalist Socialism?

It is a government ideological-economical form of reshaping society in which many key aspects of the conflicting socialist and capitalist ideals meet in the “middle ground”
Equalist Socialism by Leuvenheit November 3, 2019

The Great Equalizer 

The technique of groinal destruction that eliminates any difference in skill and power levels between men and women when it comes to fighting. A swift kick or punch to the male crotch.
Karen unleashed the Great Equalizer and quickly ended the fight despite Ken being 6' 8" with retard strength
A person who doesn't believe that males or females are superior, but rather that both genders are equal to each other and acts upon that belief.
It's not communist, it's equalist. It's only so no one complains and I don't have to put up with anyone's whining, but it's a very great philosophy, you gotta admit.
Equalist by Sanityfan June 18, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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