Definitions by Sanityfan

Cynically optimistic 

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.

Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.

Cynically optimistic by Sanityfan November 29, 2015

Equalist

A person who doesn't believe that males or females are superior, but rather that both genders are equal to each other and acts upon that belief.

It's not communist, it's equalist. It's only so no one complains and I don't have to put up with anyone's whining, but it's a very great philosophy, you gotta admit.

Equalist by Sanityfan June 18, 2011

Holiday Christian

A Christian that only goes to church during the holidays.

Why does Ben even bother coming here? What, he can only make time to come to church during Christmas? He's such a Holiday Christian.

Holiday Christian by Sanityfan May 2, 2010

Flat

The conclusion one comes to when looking at a women's body and her butt or chest is flat. The difference is told by saying if the front or back is flat.

We saw these sexy girls walking down the street. I wanted to talk to them, but then I saw they were too flat in the back.

Flat by Sanityfan March 26, 2010