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They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!
by Benjamino December 22, 2003
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.
by Freeo11 June 04, 2021
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those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot
Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.
by hambino78 May 03, 2007
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An equalizer ( equal -lie-zer) is a noun (person, place,or thing) that makes something equal.
Rafi in the 92 Club is a race equalizer as he is the only black member in the club making the 92 Club not seem racist with only white members.
by Meepβœ“ June 05, 2019
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Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!
This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!
by Fake Name December 07, 2004
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It is similar to the "shocker." Instead of two in the pink one in the stink, it is two in the pink and two in the stink. Giving and equal amount of fingers in both the vaginal canal and the anus.
Yo Ray-Ray gave that bitch the "EQUALIZER" last night, it was off the hook!!!!!!!!!!
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A very doable female.
Comes from the 80s show starring Edward Woodward, and the hilarious word play involving the appraisal of a female's beauty using the standard 'I would' which, equally hilariously, evolved into 'Edward Woodward would'.

- Mmmm, look at her, what an equalizer.
by samuishark June 20, 2011
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