equalize

to disarm / halt / tear into the opponent. all together reinforce the fact that YOU are THE BOSS.

used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

"Do you really wanna have this conversation? BECAUSE I WILL EQUALIZE YOU!!"

by katsuchiyo May 3, 2008

Equalize

To cause great discomfort to another individual for humorous purposes ( eg. Twisting a male's nipples, dumping water over another's head, etc.)

I'm going to equalize you.

No, don't equalize me!

Equalization is necessary to make fun of him today.

by AJulieta January 31, 2015

Equalize

To ruin someone’s life or make them commit suicide through the internet.

Person 1: “hey so why are there armed police at my door?”
Person 2: “YOU JUST GOT EQUALIZED”

by Modded maps November 1, 2021

equalized hug

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.

When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

by Sugarysweet January 8, 2009

The Great Equalizer

The technique of groinal destruction that eliminates any difference in skill and power levels between men and women when it comes to fighting. A swift kick or punch to the male crotch.

Karen unleashed the Great Equalizer and quickly ended the fight despite Ken being 6' 8" with retard strength

by Escanors sandwich August 20, 2020

equalizer

A baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

by hambino78 December 26, 2008