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Epsteinophile 

A pedophile who, by virtue of being a leftist, is exempted from being held accountable for his or her actions. This is largely due to lack of moral values on the political left.
Bill Clinton is an Epsteinophile!
Epsteinophile by otaku155 December 29, 2020

Epistemic Status 

Culture of origin: lesswrong-adjacent blogging communities

The epistemic status is a short disclaimer at the top of a post that explains how confident the author is in the contents of the post, how much reputation the author is willing to stake on it, what sorts of tests the thesis has passed.

It should give a reader a sense of how seriously they should take the post.
It had "Epistemic Status: Wild off-the-cuff speculation" so I didn't bother to read it. It seemed entertaining, just didn't have time.

He said "Epistemic Status: Would bet at 30:1 odds in favour of the thesis and I probably one of the top 100 theorists in the intersection of the relevant fields" but it still seemed completely insane to me. Heads better roll if/when it turns out to be wrong. Like, I mean it, he should lose all of his social capital. People should stop reading his blog and his eigenkarma should be reset (If he's somehow right though I will be very impressed)

"Epistemic Status: Fiction"

street epistemology 

A non-threatening, often public, discourse; designed to identify, explore and possibly modify deeply held personal beliefs through the use of the Socratic method.
Through my exposure to street epistemology, it became evident to me that faith--as a foundation for sustaining religious belief--is unreliable. How could divergently opposing religious systems expect to use faith as a method of conveying revealed Truth, yet come to mutually incompatible conclusions? Answer: they can not.
street epistemology by YAWA September 2, 2017

epistemophilic 

related to epistemophilia which means "love for knowledge" (usually excessive love).
He is an epistemophilic individual ( or has an epistemophilic personality ).
epistemophilic by blalboz January 28, 2012

Jeffrey Epstein 

didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Epsteined 

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.
I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.
Epsteined by FieryDragonLover July 13, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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