eostrix: everybody needs and eostrix in their life. Be warned Eostrix has a crazy sense of humour but can easily lighten ones day. Whoever is friends with an Eostrix is very blessed.
by cowgotbarz November 21, 2021

Eostrix is jaw-droppingly gorgeous, stupidly smart and aggressively insightful. They will enter your life like a fairy and stay like an anchor. No matter how much you try to get rid of them, they will ALWAYS. Be there. Enjoy your eostrix, you don't have a choice.
"Ugh, I keep trying to get rid of my eostrix, but they won't leave me alone!"
"Your attempts are in vain, good friend."
"Your attempts are in vain, good friend."
by cowgotbarz January 15, 2025
