The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022
Get the Epileptic Whore House mug.A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
by Pecker112 November 16, 2012
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by leptune September 11, 2013
Get the epileptic_cow mug.Having intercourse with a man or woman as they are having a seizure or waiting till they have a seizure to have intercourse.
by Ron Brawndo1 December 11, 2013
Get the Epileptic Orgasm mug.Epileptic Gaming, one of the best video game show ever created, it airs every Thursday at 7pm et/4pm pt and Friday at 8pm et/5pm pt its hosted by Marcus "djWheat" Graham, Robert Summa, Hogan "Kam-ra" Carter and other minor co-hosts.
by Marcin-ProroK February 16, 2008
Get the Epileptic Gaming mug.When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you whip out a strobe light as you cum disorienting (Plus 1 point for each seizure(s))
Guy#1: Yo dude, i gave my girl the epileptic highbeams last night!
Guy#2: Sweet! how many points did you get?
Guy#1: 4 and a half
Guy#2: Sweet! how many points did you get?
Guy#1: 4 and a half
by EPR739 July 23, 2017
Get the epileptic highbeams mug.1. The unfortunate state of seizing whilst bathing.
2. An action performed in a communal shower (usually in small New Jersey high schools). This act consists of rolling/jerking/b-boying/breakdancing in a grotesque manner on the scum-filled, urine and germ coated blue tile floor. Usually occurs as a performance for approximately 5 homosexual, cleansing harriers. Eppy showerers, as the seizees are often called in urban areas, are often pasty honors students with large thighs. They tend to be premature ejaculators and enjoy playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with their toes. These transparent folks experience an epileptic shower whenever one of their teammates flickers the overhead light on and off to an intense techno beat, in the style of a discotheque club.
2. An action performed in a communal shower (usually in small New Jersey high schools). This act consists of rolling/jerking/b-boying/breakdancing in a grotesque manner on the scum-filled, urine and germ coated blue tile floor. Usually occurs as a performance for approximately 5 homosexual, cleansing harriers. Eppy showerers, as the seizees are often called in urban areas, are often pasty honors students with large thighs. They tend to be premature ejaculators and enjoy playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with their toes. These transparent folks experience an epileptic shower whenever one of their teammates flickers the overhead light on and off to an intense techno beat, in the style of a discotheque club.
Tom: "Hey Greg, let's go flicker them there lights on and off. We can flash them and play "Through The Fire and Flames". Maybe Jonny will have one of those Epileptic showers again."
Greg:"I have 13 anuses."
Greg:"I have 13 anuses."
by Notorious Thugzz December 23, 2009
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