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proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.
"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "
proximity enticement by aretegroup February 27, 2015

Cultural enrichment 

Satirical term for invasion or general violence caused by pople of different culture.
Prepare for some cultural enrichment, Gondor!
or
Damn, this guy just got culturally enriched.
Cultural enrichment by Swarmlord October 12, 2015

Cultural enrichment 

attempting to convert one's culture to your own.
you heard about Germany letting in syrian refugees? Yes lets pretend to be syrian and give them a taste of cultural enrichment!
Cultural enrichment by Ayymeow September 1, 2016

Unjust Enrichment 

"Being the head of a criminal global banking cartel, in control of a nation's money supply, able to lower interest rates to 0, print an excessive amount of digital money, and use it to purchase various assets for personal gain."
“Unjust enrichment” shall not prevail.

I can’t read anyone’s heart, but all I know is “unjust enrichment” will not go unpunished.

Cultural Enrichment Stick 

The name an Islamic rapists penis.
Mohammed used his cultural enrichment stick to culturally enrich his European host

Enrichment Center 

A fancy way of saying Neurotoxin container
Did you just shove that aperture science thin we don’t know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator?

Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated was. It was a morality core they put in me when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.