enlisto 

A person who is enlisted in the military.

Officer 1: You need to discipline your enlistos better.
Officer 2: My enlistos are sierra hotel and could probably kill your enlistos if we weren't fighting on the same side.

enlisto by Blinds June 18, 2008

Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.) 

A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"

"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"


(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"



(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"

Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.) by BROSKEW March 14, 2009

re-enlist 

Re-enlist "verb"

The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.

Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.

see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism

Fresh into the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy wants to re-enlist for six years.

Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.

re-enlist by chucked October 11, 2007

enlistment cock 

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

enlistment cock by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

re-enlist 

To sign a contract AGAIN for the armed forces, refer to motard. To destroy your life for another 4 years.

Cpl Randy just re-enlisted, someone kick him in the head

re-enlist by WOODY8888811 January 10, 2008

enlisted 

People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.

"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."

enlisted by Lottylula May 20, 2008

enistone

A Sentient Pentagon who laughs at the number "one," the word "sus," and the word "hElLo??"

Very Weird.

It's Enistone wow one one one one one sus hElLo?? sus sus sus amogus one one one one one

enistone by JakeInALake_ February 25, 2023