Chrysler 300

A car only the truly ghetto aspire to drive.
"Someone needs to tell that guy in the Chrysler 300 that it's not a real Bentley"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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welfare

85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.
"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.
Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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Sushi

Something people eat to look cool.
"I ate some Sushi, then I went to Starbucks. I am so enlightened and way cool. Hey, let's go watch An Inconvenient Truth! Al Gore is the BEST!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.
"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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enlisted

People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.
"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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bratz

Dolls that teach young girls how to dress and act like sluts.
"I bought my daughter a Bratz doll, and now she wants to be a stripper!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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