Laser Engraver
The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.
Laser Engraver by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019
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engraven
engraven by Malcolm XI March 8, 2007
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engrave
basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the word "cut" to keep their self-mutilating habits a secret. this word is not too well known but it's gonna be a hit once everyone starts using it.
Yo dude, I feel like engraving right now. (nobody will get it..see?!)
"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"
"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"
engrave by mikeneusch July 21, 2008
engrave
basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the word "cut" to keep their self-mutilating habits a secret. this word is not too well known but it's gonna be a hit once everyone starts using it.
Yo dude, I feel like engraving right now. (nobody will get it..see?!)
"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"
"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"
engrave by mikeneusch July 20, 2008
engravement
Engravement- It's a word you use in order to describe the fact that you have set it straight long ago. You put your name on it. 2. Words written on a tombstone grave.
engravement by DropTone June 18, 2017
engraved invitation
engraved invitation by Light Joker May 15, 2006
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