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The fucking sweetest shit for banging your girlfriend ever. Instead of shitty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of babies spewing out of her crotch, you shove this little pill in her vagina and in about 10 minutes shes all gooey and it stops your jiz from impregnating her ass. Condoms are for fucksticks like you. It owns.
My girlfriend uses encare every day, and so should yours dude.
encare by Coley1 June 30, 2005
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encoregasm 

Ejaculatory orgasm within ten minutes of prior orgasm.

A joy of masturbating youth through college years
My weekly score is up to 40 now. Those encoregasms are great.
encoregasm by kmfrayed April 16, 2012
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encaralhado 

portuguese word for being heavly embarassed, feeling a like a dick (see caralho).
Last night i went to a party and i vomited over a hot bitch. I felt so encaralhado.

(portuguese: Ontem á noite fui a uma festa e vomitei para cima de uma cabra bem boa. Senti-me tão encaralhado).
encaralhado by lemonvodk January 29, 2010
1. additional performance due to an audience's demand.

2. 'again' or 'repeat'.

3. eminem's new album.

4. our school's album!
are you gonna get the new album by eminem called encore?
encore by collusion October 9, 2004
A man who loves masterbation and sex more than their family and they are always talking about it
Stanley acts like an encre
encre by johnymotherfucker June 1, 2016

EncoreJacob 

Pro DDosser. Top fragger (and shagger) in the Western Europe region. Plays the support role of Ash and Jäger proberbly has a willy smaller than his future
EncoreJacob is a cunt
EncoreJacob by Bigbigdaddg July 28, 2018

Encore Shit 

When a poo refuses to be flushed down the toilet and makes a final appearance before being flushed again until it is no longer present in the toilet. In many cases this requires multiple flushings and hence, multiple encores.
Fred: What took you so long in the toilet?
Joe: I just did an encore shit, it needed like 5 flushes!

Encore Shit by Vietnam_War_hero September 14, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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