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emza is the best person in the whole wide world. she is a great friend and is so fun to be around. she loves to hang with her friends and is just there to have a good time. she is super creative and pretty artistic i would say. she is a daredevil and the complete opposite of a goody to shoes. when we hang out i always have the best time, she always finds a way to make me laugh even when i’m upset. i don’t know what i would do without her she is like salt to my pepper (aka this years halloween vibes) 😂 i love this girl so much(no homo tho) believe it or not i’m on facetime with her rn!
person uno: omg who is that she looks sick
person dos: oh that’s the hotty mcthotty emza, she is pretty sick
emza by magster1234 November 5, 2019
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an uber hottie who watchesreally cool HBO shows at 3 in the morning with her besties and doesn't wear shirts under hr sweatshirts. She is always takign the lightning bugs pillows and she almost never sleeps. She takes her friends clothes and never gives them back. She plays life at three in them morning in Lightning bugs basement. She sounds like a squirrell when she's excited. She has coined quite a few catch phrases, and always makes everyone have a good time. She has a son with the Lightning bug named Oliver Carson Van Finn. She is all around awesome.
Timmy: I like red high heeled shoes.
Lightning Bug: So do I!!!!
Emzazemzalies: STOP BEING LIKE TIMMY, LIGHTNING BUG! HE HATES IT WHEN YOU ACT LIKE HIM! IT'S SO ANNOYING!
Lily: I'm sorry! Stop being sucha Emzazemzalies!
Emzazemzalies: Let's play life and watch an HBO documentary!
Lily: Okay.
Timmy: Bye.
Emzazemzalies by emcubed July 4, 2008
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No, Emzay, I will not masturbate for you on camera.
Emzay by penski April 18, 2004
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Hater of pasty faced blonde slappers with blotchy legs who stick their tits into people faces.

Someone I am definately envious of.
Leave her alone, she's Emzay. She rocks.
Emzay by Spie January 10, 2004
Someone with intense admiration for obtaining rare items.
Emzay has 5 Firecapes

5 Freaking Firecapes!
Emzay by Marxious June 2, 2008
a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well
oh emzay behave
emzay by jack February 7, 2004