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emza is the best person in the whole wide world. she is a great friend and is so fun to be around. she loves to hang with her friends and is just there to have a good time. she is super creative and pretty artistic i would say. she is a daredevil and the complete opposite of a goody to shoes. when we hang out i always have the best time, she always finds a way to make me laugh even when i’m upset. i don’t know what i would do without her she is like salt to my pepper (aka this years halloween vibes) 😂 i love this girl so much(no homo tho) believe it or not i’m on facetime with her rn!
person uno: omg who is that she looks sick
person dos: oh that’s the hotty mcthotty emza, she is pretty sick
emza by magster1234 November 5, 2019
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Emzazemzalies 

an uber hottie who watchesreally cool HBO shows at 3 in the morning with her besties and doesn't wear shirts under hr sweatshirts. She is always takign the lightning bugs pillows and she almost never sleeps. She takes her friends clothes and never gives them back. She plays life at three in them morning in Lightning bugs basement. She sounds like a squirrell when she's excited. She has coined quite a few catch phrases, and always makes everyone have a good time. She has a son with the Lightning bug named Oliver Carson Van Finn. She is all around awesome.
Timmy: I like red high heeled shoes.
Lightning Bug: So do I!!!!
Emzazemzalies: STOP BEING LIKE TIMMY, LIGHTNING BUG! HE HATES IT WHEN YOU ACT LIKE HIM! IT'S SO ANNOYING!
Lily: I'm sorry! Stop being sucha Emzazemzalies!
Emzazemzalies: Let's play life and watch an HBO documentary!
Lily: Okay.
Timmy: Bye.
Emzazemzalies by emcubed July 4, 2008
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Small, bubbly brunette with suspect taste in music and nice boobs who may or may not indulge in web-cammery.
No, Emzay, I will not masturbate for you on camera.
Emzay by penski April 18, 2004
A very nice person who likes lots of colours, pantburgers, and sexwee. And lickity lickity stuff.

Hater of pasty faced blonde slappers with blotchy legs who stick their tits into people faces.

Someone I am definately envious of.
Leave her alone, she's Emzay. She rocks.
Emzay by Spie January 10, 2004
Someone with intense admiration for obtaining rare items.
Emzay has 5 Firecapes

5 Freaking Firecapes!
Emzay by Marxious June 2, 2008
a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well
oh emzay behave
emzay by jack February 7, 2004
Yo,how are you so successful
My name is Emzar
Emzar by squishypil November 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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