empty V

A play on MTV. The kind of television programming that you don't plan on watching, but find yourself watching when you need to do something else. Television programming of no real substance and no educational value. Not because of a lack of something to do or motivation to do something else, you wind up watching.

I spent 5 hours watching empty V and didn't get anything done on those marketing reports.

by [e-mail] December 30, 2005

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

by chevyman24 June 19, 2010

Empty Validation

The daily need to check posts and responses to posts and responses on social media in order to feel good about oneself.

Some people love social media to stayed connected, but you can tell when someone's life is so lacking life that they're just on for empty validation.

by Summerbees October 27, 2011

Empty Vase

AKA a "flower vase"
A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).

Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.

The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".

"He couldn't believe the ignorance coming out of the beautiful girl's mouth and wrote her off as an empty vase."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."

by askite October 17, 2023

empty-vee

Television network formerly known as Music Television.

My girlfriend watches endless amounts of empty-vee.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

empty vessel

A person who is starting over with nothing psychologically.
A person who has no moral compass.
A highly suggestible person.

John is an empty vessel waiting for the next motivational speaker to fill his head with nonsense.

by Pink Royd October 24, 2017

empty vase

A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.

Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008