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The state of what was once MTV.
"Just watched The Hills marathon on MTV!!!1"

"You mean eMpTyV."
eMpTyV by D-BeamGeek October 21, 2010
Words you can keep
void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.
last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.
emptyv by That Bum June 13, 2005

empty nest syndrome 

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.
The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

This bitch empty, yeet 

Classic vine, when something is empty and you yeet it far away so it’s not your problem anymore
Person 1: “what do I do with this can?”
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*
This bitch empty, yeet by saywaa December 23, 2018

emptygesh 

A man who gives everything to a woman but in the end she will never love him back. This normally involves the man giving her gifts of money and talking to her to in order to make her feel better while at the same time they are disregarding their own well being. They most likely will end up alone and living with their mothers for their entire life.
My sister is entertaining an emptygesh. The man gave her everything, only to find out in the end he was nothing but an emptygesh. The emptygesh came along to perhaps find a new girl to garner his attention.

Empty netter 

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.
I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night
Empty netter by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

Empty Validation 

The daily need to check posts and responses to posts and responses on social media in order to feel good about oneself.
Some people love social media to stayed connected, but you can tell when someone's life is so lacking life that they're just on for empty validation.
Empty Validation by Summerbees October 27, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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