A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.
I just don't understand NASCAR
Television network formerly known as Music Television.
My girlfriend watches endless amounts of empty-vee.
Abbreviation for El Sobrante, the unincorporated area north of El Cerrito and East of Richmond in California.
I live in El Sob.
I live in the Sob.
The part of your mind that doesn't know to know what you don't know.
My dad has a blindspot for social grace.
The answer must be in my blindspot.
Things that we don't really understand that are killing people in other lands on our behalf.
Many Iraqis die from unclear weapons.
Buy a
unclear weapons
mug!
ample natural breasts, especially those of hot women.
Looking around the room I noticed a lot of chest meat.
bullshit
Dad (listening to "Fight the Power" by the Isley Brothers):
"I can't play my music
They say my music's too loud
I kept talkin about it
I got the big run around
When I rolled with the punches
I got knocked on the ground
With all this bochee going down"
Son: "That's bochee, daddy."
Dad: "It sure is son. It sure is."
