Ave employees 

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

Low Level Employee 

Liberals' favorite scapegoat

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

Low Level Employee by marshland June 1, 2013

employified 

Being paid to do as work the kind of activities that are usually a hobby

I would have done this anyway I'm glad I'm employified to do it

I want to be employified full time

Being employified turns fun into a job.

employified by xoblong November 12, 2010

Zara Employee 

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.

Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES

Zara Employee by Beaksss November 3, 2022

employification

Type of work for which one is paid in cash usually under the table

I needed some quick cash so I got some employification

employification by blancherize November 12, 2010

Employee Status 

Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.

Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.

Employee Status by Senvik May 16, 2011

employeet

to be fucking fired

dude 1: yo i just got employeeted from my job

dude 2: oofers

employeet by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019