Employeee

"Employeee" is the actual spelling of "Employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into thinking it's spelt with two e's.

Did you hear that rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?

by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022

Employeee

"Employeee" is the correct spelling of "employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into believing that it is spelt with two e's

Did you hear the rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?

by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022

Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

Low Level Employee

Liberals' favorite scapegoat

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

by marshland June 1, 2013

Zara Employee

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.

Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES

by Beaksss November 3, 2022

Employee Status

Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.

Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.

by Senvik May 16, 2011

employeet

to be fucking fired

dude 1: yo i just got employeeted from my job

dude 2: oofers

by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019