empes

A weird hoe who everyone somehow still loves and is friends with

Omg he/she is such a empest

by Empesser May 22, 2021

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Lenae Epes

I love Lenae! I have been friends with her since fifth grade. She is nothing, but a kind, goofy, loud, non-judgemental person. She is extremely solid and cares deeply about others around her. She has a very beautiful smile and an optimistic outlook on life. She knows how to light up a room with her positivity. She has always been a trustworthy person that never has started any drama with no one. I am thankful I have her in my life because she is honestly one of the only real people that have never tried to sabotage or hurt me in any way.

Miapapz: Lenae Epes.. Sis, u keep on shining!!

by OfficialMiapapz January 12, 2022

Empress

Empress is someone is extremely outgoing and in general a fun, loving person. An Empress is absolutely beautiful and most guys find her very attractive but are afraid of telling her because she so "out there". But you should tell her because she doesn't often feel beautiful. She's SUPER funny and makes people life without even trying. Everyone is drawn to Empress for some strange reason. She's pretty talkative but if you entrust her with something she won't say a word. She's a very sensitive person and can easily become too attached to things. Empress is also multi-talented and seems to be AMAZING at everything! She's definitely a girl to keep around and will do big things in the future.

WOW! That girl is amazing, she must be an Empress!

by YAGGGAU June 7, 2018

The emperor wears no clothes

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

Emperor Pig

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007

Emperor Palpatine

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010