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a failure, waste of space and money, some-ones who pretends to be a footballer and claims to be "Olympic sprinter" fast when in fact they can bare stay on two feet, and get outpaced by lower league old timer centre backs.
an emnes needs 3 things. .

a sack
a cap
a banjo
the first to sleep in, 2nd to collect coins, and the latter to attract coins.
fuckin hell emnes, your shite like!
by dfdf6748 July 16, 2010
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