emnes

a failure, waste of space and money, some-ones who pretends to be a footballer and claims to be "Olympic sprinter" fast when in fact they can bare stay on two feet, and get outpaced by lower league old timer centre backs.
an emnes needs 3 things. .

a sack
a cap
a banjo
the first to sleep in, 2nd to collect coins, and the latter to attract coins.

fuckin hell emnes, your shite like!

by dfdf6748 July 16, 2010

Ernestina

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.

Every star of the show is a Ernestina

by Rainaina November 28, 2019

Ernesting

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.

What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!

by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

He is a Russian bodybuilder commonly known as the popular "Gigachad" meme describing someone doing an action towards someone and it being described as "Chad-like", meaning to be beholden in the public eye as doing the most uncommonly right thing that may go against some peoples definitions of things like decent, humane, or popular. This internet meme came into popularity with the Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov, whom has become the internet's superhero.

Bro, I pulled a chad-like move earlier.

What'd you do?

I got asked out by a female, and rejected her.

You ass, you probably broke her heart!

Exactly...
(note-the author has nothing against Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

by therealgoldstandard April 20, 2022

ernestina

Ernestina’s are jokesters, They are loyal and will stay by your side. They are crazy and enthusiastic. They are very smart but do things that are dumb. They have a nice smile and interesting personality. If you have an Ernestina, keep her around she is a keeper

You friends with Ernestina?! Lucky!!!

by Crunchy boy October 13, 2019

emnet

A person who is shy but can be very funny always has a small group of friends and is always kind but she is a very friendly outgoing person

Girl: hey did you see emnet today
Girl 2: yeah she’ was laughing over there
Girl: I wonder what funny thing she’s saying today

by Pengu May 10, 2018

Ernest

Someone who loves others but also keeps himself in check and knows how to love and encourage others to love and be themselves. The epitome of perfection and love for all who meet him. The perfect Boyfriend, Best Friend, and Lover, but he doesn't know it.

"You should be like Ernest!"

by Pepsibah March 31, 2020