Emom
Emom by ordinarygorl December 10, 2019
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emom
(ee-mah-m) Noun.
1) A woman who has children and therefore has no right being "emo" but does so anyway to either gain attention of young "hip" people or to find some twisted way of re-living her youth while dealing with her normal everyday life.
1) A woman who has children and therefore has no right being "emo" but does so anyway to either gain attention of young "hip" people or to find some twisted way of re-living her youth while dealing with her normal everyday life.
Emom: Hi, suzy. . .yeah I got Promise Ring tickets for tomorrow night, but I have to find a babysitter unless my son Timmy can get a ride with one of his friends after his soccer game.
emom by Gyp Charlatan June 14, 2008
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emoment • emomazing • emom • emomode • emomyst • Emomaguirememes • emomail • emomakima • Emomangry • Emomantics
emomazing
Emomantics
Emomantics by Brigitta Mayo June 7, 2020
Shinji Ikari Emoment
Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!
That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!
Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!
That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!
Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!
Friend 1:
I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"
Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!
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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!
I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"
Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!
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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!
Shinji Ikari Emoment by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011
Emomelon
A melon (usually watermelon) which is emo/goth like in appearance and attitude.
Also known to confuse eggplant and make some red cabbages vomit.
Also known to confuse eggplant and make some red cabbages vomit.
Emomelon by TheGreatFryMan June 10, 2008
emomorphisis
the change of someone either physically or mentally to an emo's. Usually occurs over the summer or usually when u haven't seen said person for an extend time.
Steve: Did you hear about what happened to Geoffrey?
Joe: No I didn't. What happened?
Steve: He went through a total emomorphisis over the summer!
Joe: Man, who woulda though that would have happened to the most popular guy in school.
Joe: No I didn't. What happened?
Steve: He went through a total emomorphisis over the summer!
Joe: Man, who woulda though that would have happened to the most popular guy in school.
emomorphisis by Thebestspencer September 25, 2009
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