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A mother to an eboy or an egirl.
I'm going shopping for chains with Emom.

I am your Emom.
Emom by ordinarygorl December 10, 2019
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(ee-mah-m) Noun.

1) A woman who has children and therefore has no right being "emo" but does so anyway to either gain attention of young "hip" people or to find some twisted way of re-living her youth while dealing with her normal everyday life.
Emom: Hi, suzy. . .yeah I got Promise Ring tickets for tomorrow night, but I have to find a babysitter unless my son Timmy can get a ride with one of his friends after his soccer game.
emom by Gyp Charlatan June 14, 2008
Related Words

emomazing 

Something that is super emo
Emo person comes in with heavy black make-up on:Look at my make-up
Normal person:Thats emomazing
emomazing by Sam rulz! April 19, 2008

Emomantics 

Emotional manipulation tactics, or playing with someone's feelings.
Tom was frustrated with his wife's unrelenting emomantics.
Emomantics by Brigitta Mayo June 7, 2020

Shinji Ikari Emoment

Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!
Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

Emomelon 

A melon (usually watermelon) which is emo/goth like in appearance and attitude.
Also known to confuse eggplant and make some red cabbages vomit.
"Don't be sad if the days are dying because emomelon days reincarnated in tears..."
Emomelon by TheGreatFryMan June 10, 2008

emomorphisis 

the change of someone either physically or mentally to an emo's. Usually occurs over the summer or usually when u haven't seen said person for an extend time.
Steve: Did you hear about what happened to Geoffrey?
Joe: No I didn't. What happened?
Steve: He went through a total emomorphisis over the summer!
Joe: Man, who woulda though that would have happened to the most popular guy in school.
emomorphisis by Thebestspencer September 25, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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