emoib 

emotionally intelligent being

whatever. emoib.

emoib by uwuhearteyez December 15, 2022

Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "

I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?

Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Emotibomb 

The act of reapeatedly and pointlessly sending someone emoticons over email, text or instant message applications.

Allan: :)
Allan: o)
Allan: >)
Sara: What?
Allan: <3
Sara: Seriously, this is annoying.
Allan: :/
Allan: >:O
Sara: Please stop emotibombing me.

Emotibomb by Philippe Candeloro April 2, 2009

Emoing 

The act of being over emotional, especially when referring to somebody into the emo lifestyle.

Eddy is emoing because I wouldn't go to Six Flags with him.

Emoing by Tom Anderson October 16, 2004

Emwib 

An Early Morning Wee Induced Boner - EMWIB.

"Sandra, I cant come to the phone right now, I just woke up and have a throbbing EMWIB"

Emwib by David Benson-Phillips April 9, 2019

EmoBook 

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

EmoBook by Path June 1, 2006

EmoBobbleHat 

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid

someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it

EmoBobbleHat by lalinroos April 7, 2022