Emotibomb 

The act of reapeatedly and pointlessly sending someone emoticons over email, text or instant message applications.

Allan: :)
Allan: o)
Allan: >)
Sara: What?
Allan: <3
Sara: Seriously, this is annoying.
Allan: :/
Allan: >:O
Sara: Please stop emotibombing me.

Emotibomb by Philippe Candeloro April 2, 2009

emoticompensation 

compensating for the lack of emotional tone in written correspondence through the use of emoticons.

emotional intent is unclear:
omg, that was soooo fun. not.

now with emoticompensation:
omg, that was sooo fun. not. ;)

emoticompensation by jjkran October 26, 2009

emoticombo 

In internet chatting, when you use two (or more) emoticons to express a more complicated emotion for which there is no pre-established emoticon this is an emoticombo. They are subjective (no actual right or wrong) and are all in the eye of the composer and recipient.

:'( :) = i miss you

:-o :-/ x-( = why the hell did you tell me that, you're my sister

B-) :D = i'm so awesome and smug about my awesomeness

:-| :-( x-( :-( :-| = i'm tired and don't want to be at work

(just some of the endless possibilities for emoticombos - also, they look weird in italics)

Note: these examples were designed specifically for Gchatters.

emoticombo by Viktor II August 27, 2007

emotiomasochism 

Similar to masochism, emotiomasochism is the condition where pleasure is derived from putting one-self though frightening, threatening, or traumatizing situations.

Common activities for emotiomashochists include, but are not limited to playing and watching horror-based video games and movies, attending public executions of convicted felons, or attending funerals in which they have no relation to the deceased.

n. effect: emotiomasochism
n. afflicted: emotiomasochist
adj.: emotiomasochistic

A: Give me a good example of emotiomasochism.
B: How about John repeatedly watching the 9/11 plant crash over and over?
A: Yeah, he's such an emotiomasochist.
B: Well, you're one to be talking. I don't understand how you enjoy playing the new Resident Evil so much, its just emotiomasochistic.

emotiomasochism by shigekims June 7, 2010

emoticobligation 

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely expletive hate those expletive little things
—Oxford English Dictionary, deleted excerpt, 2004 edition

I really felt an emoticobligation after writing that nasty email to my stupid coworker.

emoticobligation by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008

Emotibabble 

Using emoticons for an entire conversation. Using copious amount of emoticons to get your point across.

Emotibabble: :) ;) :P :P

got that story?

Emotibabble by Ofnsve June 25, 2009

emotibonics 

explanation of each emoticon's feeling that it represents.

Guy-:/
Girl-What are you pouting about?!?
Guy- I thought that was the emoticon for grimace!!!
Girl-OHHH... HMMM
Guy- Guess I need to work on my emotibonics and figure out what it is!

emotibonics by philhutch80 March 3, 2010