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An Early Morning Wee Induced Boner - EMWIB.
"Sandra, I cant come to the phone right now, I just woke up and have a throbbing EMWIB"
Emwib by David Benson-Phillips April 9, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
(v) to preach sardonically to strangers about their Christian responsibilities and misdeeds, often loudly, from a high foot traffic location that isn't particularly relevant for the expression of religion
As you're walking across the street from campus to the bookstore, you turn to your friend and say "See crazy old Preacher Bill on that street corner? He's there almost every day, trying to embiblify the world. Don't get too close, or he'll try to engage you for not following God's word."
embiblify by texasking September 13, 2010
Related Words

emiibott 

A cool guy that has swag in his/her name. A person that likes memes.
That guy is a total Emiibott.
emiibott by Datboi👋🏻 February 3, 2017
The nickname given to only the most amazing girls named Emily, on earth.
Ricky: Wow! I wish I had an Emibear! Colby: Yeah, me too! Mitch: Same, Omgg!
Emibear by Codieeee October 29, 2010
The absolute sexiest nickname on earth!!<3
Codie: Lol, I love my EmiBear! Colby: FFS! I wish I had an EmiBear like Codie! FML!
EmiBear by Codiee April 5, 2010

Emwiciwhic 

Excuse me while I check if we have ice cream
"ugh homework sucks, emwiciwhic"

"I do! It's rocky road! 😊😊😊"
Emwiciwhic by Barbiedoll1205 November 16, 2016

emmibear 

nickname for a girl you love named emily
i love emmibear so much she is the best girlfriend ever
emmibear by #713463828 November 4, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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