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emolestation 

short for emotional molestation. This is when a girl uses you to meet her emotional needs when she has a boyfriend that she has not told you about.
I cut that girl off, why? Emolestation
emolestation by Von Bradley July 31, 2005
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the girls of the emo subculture of todays youth.
girl: "you're so emo."
boy: "yeah well you're an emoette"
emoette by last_letdown October 28, 2007
Emoesque is an adjective used to describe emo kids. Can also be refered to as emoish.
"Hey, I see a kid that looks emoesque!"
"Really? What's he wearing?"
"Tight girls pants, an FFTL hoodie and he has his hair cut at an angle. Sound emo?"
"Could be."
emoesque by thecityfades February 17, 2006

Emosturbation 

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.
After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.
Emosturbation by Gregus1032 December 20, 2008

emostralia 

Refers to Australia being full of Emo people.
#1: Where are you from?
#2: Fucking Emostraliaaa.
emostralia by ENimo October 23, 2007

emoistic 

Those who follow the stereotype of emo closely like a religion
Cat: ''oh yeh he's well agnostic''
Pete: ''yeah, and you're emoistic''
emoistic by xrevengex May 24, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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