Elective stupidity 

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

Elective stupidity by Ofashea January 16, 2022

Elective Narcolepsy 

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

Elective Narcolepsy by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Elective stupidity 

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent

Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.

Elective stupidity by Ofashea January 8, 2022

pace elective 

the elective only weird theater freaks choose

“hey what elective did you choose?”
“pace elective”
“EW! theater FREAK!! stay away from me”

pace elective by iloverafeyas September 7, 2021

Electile Dysfunction 

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."

Electile Dysfunction by ScottySlave January 18, 2008

eklective 

the conscious choice of being eclectic

Housewife: I just dont know. I am renovating my kitchen and want to go with a grey tile but just wonder if I should be a bit more eklective than that....

eklective by muffmirkin October 26, 2018

Electile Dysfunction 

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

Electile Dysfunction by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017